New Years Resolution
I can do this!!!! I'm gonna be the best soccer player there ever was you just watch! Nobody is gonna stop me!!!!
....ffff....&%$!
Christmas
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee, Christmas is almost here!
Record Breaking Moment
We have reached 50 posts!
Fired Up
YES! It's Taco Bell night!
Maid
*HUMPH!* I am NOT your maid!
Movie: Scarface
"Say hello to my little friend!!"
Sakura Smash!
Why Naruto likes Sakura? The world may never know.
McSpanky
It's my birthday and you can spank my booty if you wanna! :3
Services are BACK!
Ta da!!!! HellfireIRC's services are back! YAY *throws confetti*
Manly
The manliest sucker you'll ever know!
Littering Sucks
That's what you get for throwing damn gum wrappers on the road!!
Disappointment
Onigiri?!?!?!?! Oh... ice-cream...
Eggs
Ewwwww Matsuril, you need to stop having eggs for breakfast!
Slashed
SHUT THE %^& UP BEFORE I CUT YOUR THROAT!!!!
But.. I just wanted to go to the.. never mind... I don't need to go anymore...
Awake?
Hey, are you awake? No... ok. Are you awake now?
Pounce
And you see, this is what you do just before you pounce on your prey!
Pillow Wife
You probably shouldn't be hugging Joey's pillow like that...
Pee Pee Dance
Great, she's doing the Pee Pee dance again.
Unicorn
Oh look Mommy, a bloody unicorn!
Ramen
You ate OUR ramen!?!? GIVE IT BACK!!!
Strawberry?!
Mmmm this jam is so good!.. wait.... is this... strawberry?!
Dodge ball
I don't think acting like a monkey is going to make you any better at dodge ball
Music
I love dancing to the music in my head!
Haunter
Oh Haunter... I just love it when you blow me up! It reminds me of my childhood! Hehehe!
Please donate what you can to
Japan.
Real man
Take that hat off and fight like a real man!
Babies
Oh, so THAT'S how babies are made!
Hypno Girl
Hypno girl commands you to read this post and all others!
Elementary
Why am I wearing Gothic Lolita while puffing bubbles in the middle of a garden you ask? It's elementary my dear Watson.
Economy
Damn, ramen noodles again *sighs* Even Kirby is feelin the impact of the economy
Relaxing
Nothin beats a relaxing soak in the tub, ooops! Guess I'm a little to relaxed xD
Work
HI HO HI HO It's off to work we go! *whistles*
Toilet Seat
YOU LEFT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN!
Christmas Death Threats
OMG!!!!! 3 more days until Christmas, and you jerks are in my way! I need to shop NOW!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!
Christmas panic attack!
OMG 4 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS! I've not bought anything yet! I gotta get something now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Distracted
Sorry I've not been posting as of late, I've been finding myself staring off into space, and getting a little carried away... xD
Hammer Time!
Yuki... I don't think that's quite what we meant when we asked you to participate in the hammer throw this sports festival.
Bad Review
DAMN YOU! I TOLD YOU TO PUT SOMETHING FUNNY ON THIS SITE!
Umbrella
Bish! It's raining, get off me and get your own damn umbrella!
Cake
My cake!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!:(((((((((
Potty Time!
STOP! PULL OVER! I'VE GOT TO GO...tinkle! I can't take it anymore, I'm about to gooooooooooo! Hey bus driver lady, you can pull over right there! I think I've been at that gas station before, it was kinda dirty, but right now I don't care! I GOTTA GO!
Never ending
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Cyber Monday
"You had your turn! Gimme your credit card and laptop so I can order all I want on Cyber Monday!"
Post This!
Must... write... new... post!!! Must... get... it... out! Gotta... meet... deadline! Must... make... readers... happy! Must remind wife there is still... some turkey left. Oh.. wait... *burp*... that was good turkey!
Wake up!!!
Oh honey, please wake up. I wanna show you something cool! I just added a new post to the website and you need to see it! Come on honey, wake up.... wake up.... wake up..... WAKE UP!.... WAKE UP!...... WAKE UP!!!!!!
Black Friday
"What the hell! I'm just walking around minding my own business when some old granny comes along and knocks me on my ass and spits her dentures in my face over a Bratz doll! WHY AM I THE ONE HERE?! Wait... wasn't that Mrs. McDoogle? She made that awesome strudel last Christmas... wait... GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!"
Thanksgiving
Ah, the joys of Thanksgiving. It's that special time of year when everyone gathers together to break bread and share events of the past year with one another. A joyous occasion where great food and wonderful people sit around a table and give many thanks for what has happened with their lives and everyone around them... that is until you are down to the last bit of dressing or turkey, then everything is turned upside down and thrown into the wind! The fights break out!
“HEY! What on Earth gives you the right to even think of taking that last turkey leg?!?! Luffy!! I told you to save it for me! That does it!”
Pew Pew Pew
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Hypno Toad beta tests
HellFireIRC has a brand new layout! And it’s all thanks to—The HypnoToad… All glory to the HypnoToad...
So be sure to come back to visit—The HypnoToad…
PS: The HypnoToad demands fries. *cough*
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